Pictures of the “Bieber” baby

“You know that baby is his Maury look they have the same mouth!” Alleged Bieber baby mama has released photos of the possible young Bieber claiming that the resemblance is obvious in baby Tristyn’s “pout”. The Biebs team still strongly denies any allegations but the young star has been requested in paternity court in December.

You can see a full story here . I think the baby looks like…a baby. I don’t know what I believe about the allegations but this is the first time that Justin Bieber has been interesting to me. I hope for the sake of that 4 month old baby somebody figures out something. As it stands the mother looks a bit…off and the potential father would rather flip his bangs than be bothered. I guess we’ll wait and see how it pans out.

Also…does anyone else see how ridiculously attractive Bieber’s current girlfriend looks when pictured close to this Mariah girl? I’m not saying that looks are the only things that matter. Just saying that they’re only thing you can see.

Baby Bieber? Woman claims Justin is the father.

So there is a 20 year old woman who is claiming to have had Justin Bieber’s baby. Allegedly the then 19 year old Mariah Yeater hooked up with the 17 year old after a show in LA last year. Bieber’s people immediately slammed the allegations denying any involvement with the young woman. For the first time EVER I am slightly interested in Justin Bieber.

For now I will skip the discussion on how creepy in borderline if not completely illegal it is for this chick to even want to have sex with Justin Bieber. AND I bet she bragged about it. Thats too serious for my mood right now. Lets stay in the sexy funny part of things.

Those little pre teen girls are going to lose their minds if this is his baby. Poor Mariah Yeater won’t be able to leave the house.Didn’t whats her name from the Disney channel get death threats for dating him? Just imagine what these future stalkers will do to the girl with the child?Hilarity will ensue. I mean except for the fact that it could get dangerous…blah blah blah.

Anyway part of me hopes that it is his baby just to show kids that all the pseudo sex bull that they spout can get real. If the accusers story is true this was Bieber’s “first time” ( a line I’m sure he uses on all the girls) AND it was unprotected. Add in the fact that he picked her up after a show and this discounts everything that Bieber has said about sex.  Apparently he has been known to say that he doesn’t believe that you should have sex with someone that you don’t love. Sounds like lies to me Biebs.

Not to mention the fact that the parents fueling his multi million dollar lifestyle on the belief that he is innocent entertainment will flip and likely ban him from their homes. The backlash…like that time that Miley Cyrus posed “naked” for that magazine…

BUT I will not assume that this is true. No matter how badly I want to believe it is just for the jokes. Its just alleged right now but being as the girl is suing for a paternity test I guess we shall see….

Really though…I just imagine him moaning “baby…Baby…BABY OOOHHHH!!!!” for all 30 seconds that the girls says it lasted.