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More Justin Bieber…Yay!(?)



Imagine a baby with that hair LOL



In an expected shocking twist Mariah Yeater dropped her lawsuit against the Biebs. Apparently there was some ( A LOT) of evidence that she was making the whole thing up. Instead of going for the lawsuit she decided to saddle up with new lawyers and attempt to settle out of court.

Unfortunately for her Bieber’s camp is not interested in the cover up. Though she has dropped the suit the young millionaire still plans to go through with the paternity test hoping to discourage these kinds of accusations in the future. In fact he could be getting his cheek swabbed right this second.While this sort of behavior is likely intelligent and courageous, it isn’t half as much fun as it could be.

Though it might get fun again if/when Bieber sues her for defamation…I guess we will wait for the results which will likely be negative. Especially since Yeater has been accused of sending several text messages to a friend asking her to not tell anyone that her ex was the real father and begging her to delete all texts that might prove that. *sigh*

However as it seems that the whole story was made up and the girl went through all this trouble to see it through…I don’t know its a bit hard to believe that they didn’t do something. And if they didn’t Yeater either has a great imagination or shes a couple cards short of a deck. Either way I think someone might want to take that baby away from her before she tries to blame it on some other celeb I don’t care about. Because I am NOT blogging about Twilight. I won’t do it! Unless they do something interesting…

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Baby Bieber? Woman claims Justin is the father.

So there is a 20 year old woman who is claiming to have had Justin Bieber’s baby. Allegedly the then 19 year old Mariah Yeater hooked up with the 17 year old after a show in LA last year. Bieber’s people immediately slammed the allegations denying any involvement with the young woman. For the first time EVER I am slightly interested in Justin Bieber.

For now I will skip the discussion on how creepy in borderline if not completely illegal it is for this chick to even want to have sex with Justin Bieber. AND I bet she bragged about it. Thats too serious for my mood right now. Lets stay in the sexy funny part of things.

Those little pre teen girls are going to lose their minds if this is his baby. Poor Mariah Yeater won’t be able to leave the house.Didn’t whats her name from the Disney channel get death threats for dating him? Just imagine what these future stalkers will do to the girl with the child?Hilarity will ensue. I mean except for the fact that it could get dangerous…blah blah blah.

Anyway part of me hopes that it is his baby just to show kids that all the pseudo sex bull that they spout can get real. If the accusers story is true this was Bieber’s “first time” ( a line I’m sure he uses on all the girls) AND it was unprotected. Add in the fact that he picked her up after a show and this discounts everything that Bieber has said about sex.  Apparently he has been known to say that he doesn’t believe that you should have sex with someone that you don’t love. Sounds like lies to me Biebs.

Not to mention the fact that the parents fueling his multi million dollar lifestyle on the belief that he is innocent entertainment will flip and likely ban him from their homes. The backlash…like that time that Miley Cyrus posed “naked” for that magazine…

BUT I will not assume that this is true. No matter how badly I want to believe it is just for the jokes. Its just alleged right now but being as the girl is suing for a paternity test I guess we shall see….

Really though…I just imagine him moaning “baby…Baby…BABY OOOHHHH!!!!” for all 30 seconds that the girls says it lasted.


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